Load Shedding

When the stupid Ass-kom also known as Eskom decides to switch off our electricity that we pay for.


You better charge your phone, Load shedding is starting again soon



Kapa

Kapa is the Xhosa name for Cape Town.


Ndiphuma eKapa mna.



Muli bwanji?

How are you?


Muli bwanji kumeneko,How are you there?



Speke

A well shaped, clean and attractive girl


I saw a speke



Woman on top

Is the sexual position where the woman goes on top of a man (AKA cowgirl).


A lot of women struggle with woman on top.



Liyabona

Seeing


Liyabona iso lika thixo



Wena

Wena is a Nguni term that means “you”.


Hey wena, come here.



Toyi-toyi

A quasi-military dance-step characterized by high-stepping movements, performed either on the spot or while moving slowly forwards, usually by participants in protest gatherings or marches, and accompanied by chanting, singing, and the shouting of slogans


They were toyi-toying for the lack of service delivery in their community and apparently the money was misused by a local tenderpreneur



Menenja

A Zulu pronunciation of "manager".
It can also mean you are standing with a dog.


No one:
Zulu guy: My friend is now a menenja at Transnet.



Gbelleh

Foolish, stupid


Dey gar dah gbelleh




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