Zamalek
Another name for Carling Black Label beer. Some call it Black Juice.
I will never drink zamalek again. It's too strong.
Northern Cape
The Northern Cape is South Africa's largest province, with desert landscapes, wildlife and gemstones.
I have never been to the Northern Cape.
Woolworths
Also known as Woolies. This is a retail store that went to a private school. You go in there with your deep Zulu accent, but come out with that private school accent.
1. I speak like this because I drink Woolworths water every morning.
2. Tanqueray is the Woolworths of Gins.