Bafana Bafana
The weakest soccer team in Africa and the rest of the world.
Even Banyana Banyana can beat your beloved Bafana Bafana.
Stresslaxing
(v.) Being stressed that relaxing makes you more stressed because you are not working on what's making you stressed.
Don't mind him, he is stresslaxing.
Springboks
Springboks is the name used to refer to the South African National Rugby Team.
The Springboks are currently number one in the world.
Kiss Madolo
This is what educated people call "knock knees". When a person is standing and his/her knees (madolo) are touching (kissing).
It can also be called a kiss kiss.
He can't run because he has kiss madolo.