Hobosexual
A person who enters a relationship for the sole purpose of having a place to stay or avoid being homeless.
I just found out the girl I was actually a hobosexual.
Wits
University of Witwatersrand in Johannesburg. Students who go here think they breathe flavoured air and will make sure you know it.
No one:
Wits student: Wits is better than UCT but this is a conversation y'all are not ready for.
Meneer Magongwa
A situation where you don't have money and you have no means of getting it.
I'm so Meneer Magongwa these days.
Mogodu
Mogodu is a South African dish which is a combination of chopped serobe (tripe) and mala (intestines), served as a stew often with hot pap or dumpling
I can’t wait for Monday so that I can have mogodu at Mogodu Monday.