Ass-kom
Also known as Eskom - Those assholes who are supposed to be providing South Africa with consistent electricity supply but instead they bring us consistent Load Shedding.
It's dark again. Blame ass-kom.
Translender
A translender is a person who is fat on the outside but slender on the inside. Basically a slender person stuck in a fat person's body.
Don't be fooled by this mkhaba, I'm s translender.