Woolworths
Also known as Woolies. This is a retail store that went to a private school. You go in there with your deep Zulu accent, but come out with that private school accent.
1. I speak like this because I drink Woolworths water every morning.
2. Tanqueray is the Woolworths of Gins.
Show me your number
Show me your number is a popular soccer/football skill in South Africa, where the player pretends to shoot the ball and the defender ducks, hence showing his/her number to the attacker.
They hit him with a “show me your number” and the crowd went crazy.
Hobosexual
A person who enters a relationship for the sole purpose of having a place to stay or avoid being homeless.
I just found out the girl I was actually a hobosexual.
Makhwapheni
Umakhwapheni is a more formal term for a side chick or a nyatsi.
His wife saw him at a restaurant with his makhwapheni.