Maputo
Mozambique's Indian Ocean capital with Portuguese-style architecture.
Maputo's fish market serves the freshest peri-peri prawns.
Gugulethu
Gugulethu is a township in Western Cape, South Africa and is around 20km from Cape Town. Its name is a contraction of igugu lethu, which is Xhosa for our pride / our hope.
When i visit Cape Town, I make sure I go to Gugulethu.
Lord Kambala Day
Lord Kambala Day in South African football circles refers to September 5, 2020, a day etched in PSL (Premier Soccer League) history when Manuel 'Lord’ Kambala, playing for Baroka FC, scored a crucial equalizer against Kaizer Chiefs. That goal denied Chiefs the league title on the final day of the 2019/20 season, handing the championship to Mamelodi Sundowns instead. This singular moment earned Kambala the nickname "Lord Kambala" and immortalized his contribution to South African football lore.
Happy Lord Kambala Day, everyone 🎉
Cosmetically challenged
When you are ugly as fuck.
1. He couldn't get that girl because he is cosmetically challenged.
2. She rejected him because, cosmetically, he is challenged.
Cyril Ramaphosa
The most useless president South Africa has ever had.
Things are falling apart in Mzansi because of Cyril Ramaphosa.