Deeshcloth
eczema, a rash, skin condition
You have deeshcloth on hi hand; She have deeshcloth all over her body
Ass-kom
Also known as Eskom - Those assholes who are supposed to be providing South Africa with consistent electricity supply but instead they bring us consistent Load Shedding.
It's dark again. Blame ass-kom.
Jou mase gat
This is an Afrikaans swear term that directly translates to “your mother’s vagina”. It’s similar to jou mase poes.
Voetsek with your nonsense, Jou mase gat.