Mmata

My friend

Mmata im broke

Fede

A term generally used as an informal greeting around Gauteng. Chances are no one will know how to reply to you if you use this term anywhere other than Gauteng.

Sharp fede majita, dintshang da?

Banjo

To sell something at a discounted price.

All de tinnen you selling yeh, la banjo?I am banjo-ing all my goods na

Woolworths

Also known as Woolies. This is a retail store that went to a private school. You go in there with your deep Zulu accent, but come out with that private school accent.

1. I speak like this because I drink Woolworths water every morning.

Ubi asha

Meaning white hair ( Gray hair )

Ubi asha in Urhobo language means white hair (Gray hair)

Moer

To beat someone to a pulp.

Can also be a swear word in Afrikaans

I will moer you.

Ngwije

A fat woman who looks like an idiot.
She doesn't think she's full of diabetes.

The fattest woman is Ngwije.
Even God himself can't reduce her weight.

Nkalakatha

A hit song by the legendary Mandoza and it almost became the National Anthem but Sister Betina overtook it.

Can you please play the Nkalakatha song.

Eastern Cape

Eastern Cape (EC) is one of the nine provinces of South Africa. Its capital is Bhisho, but its two largest cities are East London and Gqeberha.

Eastern Cape is the Woolworths of all the South African provinces.

Chuchubaby

Is another word for nonsense or rubbish.

The students write chuchubaby's during their exams.
Or who wrote the chuchubaby on my car.