Amapiano Colonisers
This is a name given to Nigerians after they tried stealing amapiano from South Africans.
Amapiano colonisers are all over Sunnyside and Hillbrow.
Mamboyi
Mamboyi is a colloquial term for alcoholic beverage, Old Buck.
I only drink Mamboyi when I’m in the bundus.
Woolworths
Also known as Woolies. This is a retail store that went to a private school. You go in there with your deep Zulu accent, but come out with that private school accent.
1. I speak like this because I drink Woolworths water every morning.
2. Tanqueray is the Woolworths of Gins.
Zamalek
Another name for Carling Black Label beer. Some call it Black Juice.
I will never drink zamalek again. It's too strong.