Wendy Williams Day
An imaginary day in Wendy Williams' mind
Who lied to Wendy Williams about Wendy Williams Day?
Orlando Pirates
Orlando Pirates AKA Bhakaniya is a South African soccer club that plays in the top-tier system of Football in South Africa known as Premier Soccer League.
Orlando Pirates and Kaizer Chiefs are the biggest rivals in the continent of Africa.
Bafana Bafana
The South African national soccer team. The team that only qualifies by default (when they host).
Bafana Bafana plays shit!
umshologu
properly used to mean a “spirit” from
u -> the
m -> child of, person of, thing of
Shulgi -> an ancient Sumerian king who deified him just like Jesus and so people were said to perform wonders “In the name of Shulgi”.
On seeing a ghost: I saw umshologu.
On seeing a magic performance: He’s using umshologu.
A church was in the old days called: The House of umshologu
On someone who loves to go to church: He’s the ash of the house of umshologu. (you can modernize the expression by using “furniture” instead of “ash”)