Lesufism
The act of pretending to be doing something while doing absolutely nothing. It was perfected by Panyaza Lesufi, Bheki Cele and Fikile Mbalula.
Lesufism involves; a strong PR team, looking busy, taking pictures, and garnering a huge following.
Nothing will happen there, they will just take pictures and address the people. That’s lesufism for you.
Asbonge
Asbonge is a Zulu term for "Let's give thanks" or "Let's be thankful"
Beke le beke asbonge bafethu.
Sneaky Link
Sneaky Link is a term used to describe a person that someone is secretly hooking up with.
I can’t wait to see my Sneaky Link this weekend.
Ass-kom
Also known as Eskom - Those assholes who are supposed to be providing South Africa with consistent electricity supply but instead they bring us consistent Load Shedding.
It's dark again. Blame ass-kom.
Bafana Bafana
The weakest soccer team in Africa and the rest of the world.
Even Banyana Banyana can beat your beloved Bafana Bafana.
After Tears
A party/celebration held after a funeral to celebrate the deceased person's life.
Where are we having the After Tears?