Nyashilitis
The ability to not stop yourself from indulging in minge (nyash).
Mono is affected by Nyashilitis
Family meeting
Whenever President Cyril Ramaphosa sets up a time to address the country about Covid.
There will be another family meeting, I hope he doesn't ban alcohol again.
Welele
Its more of a word of disbelief or a lie example when someone says something like"oh i'm sure she's a humble girl and doesn't do thing like other people her age" but you know that's not true it like you know something but instead you use the phase "welele" to like tell the other person that it's not true or it's a lie
"Did you hear that she broke up with her boyfriend again" then someone says "welele" in disbelief
After Tears
A party/celebration held after a funeral to celebrate the deceased person's life.
Where are we having the After Tears?
Al Ahly
The best soccer team in Africa.
Al Ahly beat Kaizer Chiefs 3-0 to claim the CAF Champions league.
Taxi Maths
This is the job of the person taking the front sit in the taxi, i.e counting money and providing change.
He was moered by taxi maths
Cut Soap For Me
The term is believed to have originated from internet fraudsters, popularly known as Yahoo boys. In Nigerian pop culture, it has become an alternative way of asking someone to show you the way.
My sister, cut soap for me na this New year!