Cyril Ramaphosa
The most useless president South Africa has ever had.
Things are falling apart in Mzansi because of Cyril Ramaphosa.
Ndambo
Ndambo (Noun): is dollars ($) inflow, giving massively and changing narratives.
Ndambolist (Noun): is a person who turns others into millionaires and changer of narratives.
Ndambolisation (Verb): the process of turning others into instant millionaires and giving massively.
Ndambology (Noun): the scientific study of Ndambo.
Ndambolize (Verb): the joy of being turned into an instant millionaire.
Ollus ndambolized his mother before marrying the woman of dreams
Die poppie sal dans
Die poppie sal dans is a popular South African term that means there will be trouble or havoc.
The direct translation from Afrikaans is: The dolls will dance
Mom told them to take out the meat from the freezer in the morning and they forgot. Die poppie sal dans when she comes back from church.
Tikoloshe
In Zulu/Xhosa mythology, Tikoloshe, Tokoloshe, Tokolotshe, De'Avion or Hili is a dwarf-like water sprite. It is considered a mischievous and evil spirit that can become invisible by drinking water or swallowing a stone. Tokoloshes are called upon by malevolent people to cause trouble for others.
*My child misbehaves*
Me: If you don't behave, I will call the tikoloshe to beat you.
Azithi dadobawo
Is a colloquial Xhosa term for crazy or mentally disturbed.
It is mostly used as an insult.
Ingathi azithi dadobawo pha apha kuwe wena.
Tyhagi
Ityhagi is a derogatory term used to refer to a boy. Like an uncircumcised boy.
I will not take directions from ityhagi.