Umntu Ka Sphokazi
Sphokazi's girlfriend who is extremely gorgeous and funny- dash of sluttism.
Have a day as beautiful as Umntu Ka Sphokazi
Ramabillion
This refers to President Cryil Ramaphosa. He was given this nickname after he announced R500 billion Covid-19 relief fund. He was throwing billions like he was throwing boxing punches.
Don't worry, President Ramabillion has promised us a R350 covid grant.
Cotton-sangoma
A cotton-sangoma is someone who is known for their fashion sense & their unique style.
Indeed that lad is a cotton-sangoma
Tembisa
Tembisa or Thembisa is a large township situated to the north of Kempton Park on the East Rand, Gauteng, South Africa.
Tembisa is my Kasi. 1632 for life.
SBWL
Sbwl is a Xhosa shorthand for “sabaweli”. Sabaweli, which in turn is a shorthand of “andisabaweli, andisayibaweli, etc.”, is built from the root word “ukubawela” which means to crave, want, desire, wish for, fancy, yearn, etc.
1. Umntu wakho xa ebona mna, uthi sbwl. >> When your person sees me, s/he says sbwl.
2. Sbwl beer today.
3. Sbwl the coronavirus to just disappear.
Isibhamu somdoko
Isibhamu somdoko is a recent viral term that means penis or dick. Isibhamu is gun and umdoko is porridge, so the whole term translates to porridge gun 🍆💦
Ngimshaye ngesibhamu somdoko.