Meneer Magongwa
A situation where you don't have money and you have no means of getting it.
I'm so Meneer Magongwa these days.
Lockdowniversary
Celebrated every year on the 27th of March. The anniversary of the South African Covid-19 lockdown that was supposed to last only 21 days.
Happy lockdowniversary to everyone who is celebrating.
Load Shedding
When the stupid Ass-kom also known as Eskom decides to switch off our electricity that we pay for.
You better charge your phone, Load shedding is starting again soon
Ass-kom
Also known as Eskom - Those assholes who are supposed to be providing South Africa with consistent electricity supply but instead they bring us consistent Load Shedding.
It's dark again. Blame ass-kom.
Wendy Williams Day
Wendy Williams day is a holiday that is celebrated in South Africa every year on April 10th... This is of course according to Wendy Williams and whoever lied to her because there's no such.
We are having a huge braai for Wendy Williams Day.
Ncmsl
A shortened version of "Undincamisile", a Xhosa term to express shock. Undincamisile can also mean "you have kissed me, you kissed me, s/he kissed me", which is not related to the definition we are talking about here.
Girl 1: She has already moved on.
Girl 2: For real? It's only been 2 weeks.
Girl 1: Dead serious.
Girl 2: Ncmsl