Wendy Williams Day

Wendy Williams day is a holiday that is celebrated in South Africa every year on April 10th... This is of course according to Wendy Williams and whoever lied to her because there's no such.

We are having a huge braai for Wendy Williams Day.

Bone Thug

A Skrr Skrr way of referring to a Sangoma.

No one:

Skrr Skrr kid: I went to see a Bone Thug today cause y'all be trippin.

Andizi

Andizi is a Xhosa term for I am not coming.

Q: Are you coming or not?
A: Andizi!

Lekker

is a widely used term, mostly by whites or cheese boys indicating that something is ‘great’ or ‘nice’.

Piss pipe

A term that means a penis or dick.

I'll be back, gotta go drain the piss pipe.

Qhoqhoqho

Qhoqhoqho is a Xhosa term for the trachea (windpipe/throat).

Ndizakuqhawula uqhoqhoqho.
I will slit your throat.

Waya waya

Waya waya is a widely used term in South Africa that means "all the time".

He's always telling lies waya waya.

Mamazala

Mamazala is a term used to refer to mother-in-law.

I'm so happy with my mamazala, unlike many people.

Thsuf

Thsuf is another South African street name for crystal meth or tik.

They smoke thsuf and do iwalk ye phara.

impundu

One thing that makes men go crazy

Ndizthandela nje impundu
iDyan ayinophila uba ayityi mpundu