North West
North West is an inland South African province that borders Botswana. Its landscape is defined by mountains in the northeast and bushveld scattered with trees and shrubs.
I can't wait to go to North West and see Sun City.
Male Bestie
The most dangerous creature. Male bestie is the guy your girlfriend always tells you not to worry about but you don't know what they do behind closed doors. He is the guy that's always waiting for you to fuck up.
My guy be careful of your girl's male bestie.
Woolworths
Also known as Woolies. This is a retail store that went to a private school. You go in there with your deep Zulu accent, but come out with that private school accent.
1. I speak like this because I drink Woolworths water every morning.
2. Tanqueray is the Woolworths of Gins.
Lockdowniversary
Celebrated every year on the 27th of March. The anniversary of the South African Covid-19 lockdown that was supposed to last only 21 days.
Happy lockdowniversary to everyone who is celebrating.
Jollof boys
Jollof boys is a name given to Nigerian men in South Africa.
Who drives that Range Rover.
It's owned by this other Jollof boy who works in Hillbrow.