Word of the Day [05 Mar 2026]
Bafana Maths
Bafana Maths refers to the calculations Bafana Bafana usually does before qualifying for a major tournament. It usually entails “if team A wins, team B draws, and we win by so many goals, then we qualify”
We need Nigeria to beat Benin and we beat Rwanda, then we’ll qualify for the World Cup. My Bafana Maths is on point now.
Wits
University of Witwatersrand in Johannesburg. Students who go here think they breathe flavoured air and will make sure you know it.
No one:
Wits student: Wits is better than UCT but this is a conversation y'all are not ready for.
Western Cape
The Western Cape is one of 9 South African provinces, with coasts bordering the Indian and Atlantic oceans. It's known for the port city of Cape Town, set beneath Table Mountain, part of a national park of the same name.
I can't wait for the day I have enough money to visit Cape Town, in the Western Cape.