Word of the Day [27 Feb 2026]
Male Bestie
The most dangerous creature. Male bestie is the guy your girlfriend always tells you not to worry about but you don't know what they do behind closed doors. He is the guy that's always waiting for you to fuck up.
My guy be careful of your girl's male bestie.
umshologu
properly used to mean a “spirit” from
u -> the
m -> child of, person of, thing of
Shulgi -> an ancient Sumerian king who deified him just like Jesus and so people were said to perform wonders “In the name of Shulgi”.
On seeing a ghost: I saw umshologu.
On seeing a magic performance: He’s using umshologu.
A church was in the old days called: The House of umshologu
On someone who loves to go to church: He’s the ash of the house of umshologu. (you can modernize the expression by using “furniture” instead of “ash”)
Xhosa
That South African language with all the clicks. The people who speak this language think they breathe flavoured air
No one: Thabo: I only date Xhosa chicks even though I know they will suck me dry.
Al Ahly
The best soccer team in Africa.
Al Ahly beat Kaizer Chiefs 3-0 to claim the CAF Champions league.