Sizwe Dhlomo
Sizwe Dhlomo is a South African tweleb and part time radio show host. He is always giving “expert” opinion on every topic on X, formerly Twitter, which inspired the term Dhloogle.
“I know it’s correct cause Sizwe Dhlomo said it” - said no one ever.
Durban
Durban is a beautiful coastal city in the eastern parts of KZN province, South Africa.
I love the weather in Durban, man.
Dhloogle
Dhloogle is a term used on X, formerly Twitter to refer to Sizwe Dhlomo’s tendency of “knowing” everything under the sun. You can ask him anything and he will have an answer. No articles, no references, just him being sure about everything.
Guy 1: I just heard that in 1994, ANC won the elections but Nelson Mandela made the call to give it to the IFP for stability.
Guy 2: where did you hear that?
Guy 1: From Dhloogle.
Maqondana
Umaqondana is a South African slang term for a main chick or “the one”.
Ngimtholile umaqondana.
I have found the one.
Jozi
Jozi is a colloquial term for Johannesburg, the most populous city in South Africa.
I’m moving to Jozi.
Tight Nyansh
Conservative, miserly, cheap or
Extreemly stingy.
He eats once a day to save money." He wan do tight- yansh".