Category: General
Mampara Week
Mampara week is the week before payday, where everyone just doesn’t have money.
Friend: Let’s go out.
Me: I can’t, you know it’s Mampara Week.
Durban poison
A very strong strain of dagga or weed grown in Durban.
This is not your normal shit, this is Durban poison.
GNU
GNU, or Government of National Unity, is a government that was proposed by the ANC after they failed to achieve above 50% in the 2024 Elections. It entails forming a broad coalition government consisting of all parties represented in the national legislature.
I don't know how to feel about this GNU.
Situationship
A situationship is a romantic or sexual relationship that is not considered to be formal or established.
I’m considering turning my situationship into a relationship.